[ The lion does not receive a Yuletide gift from the temptress. But a few days after the 25th, he will find a letter left in his mailbox. It's addressed to him, but the name is typed, and there's no return address to be seen.
As for the contents of the letter? Well. It's actually just an envelope full of glitter that'll explode in his face if he's not careful. But even if he manages to avoid a face full of glitter, there's still quite the mess to clean up.
delivery | putting this in your inbox bc it's objectively funnier (forward dated)
Date: 2025-12-23 01:25 am (UTC)As for the contents of the letter? Well. It's actually just an envelope full of glitter that'll explode in his face if he's not careful. But even if he manages to avoid a face full of glitter, there's still quite the mess to clean up.
Enjoy! ♥ ]